My cousin, Arik, got married! Time to challah at your big and hungry Jewish family.
Uncle Henri whipping a dozen eggs.
Adding a gallon of milk. A GALLON.
Foamy batter up!
3 pans at a time, let’s do this!
Now dip Henri, dip.
Low heat, getting it all Michael Browned.
Keep the fun up with corn oil (and more butter!).
Keep ‘em hot in the oven until there ain’t nothin’ but challah crumbs on the table.
We put Grandma to use cutting up fruit.
Plain yogurt for a cool touch of goo.
Little sift of the good stuff.
Get your finest plates and silverware ready.
Because it's time for Uncle Henri's french toast (in Vegas!).